It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
I want to name my child after this. Nobody would make fun of them.
"Dad, the kids at school are making fun of me again"
"You have an extra turn and Annihilator 6, sort it out yourself!"
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
the newest addition to my bucket list
Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG
the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha
IS THAT NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON WITH PLUTO???